She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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