Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
