Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I party with great urgency now.
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