nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
A bitchslap is in order.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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