Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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