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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(312): View more from Illinois

dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...

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(218): View more from Minnesota

you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"

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(706): View more from Georgia

You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.

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(956): View more from Texas

You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"

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(585): View more from New York

You turn 21 at midnight!

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This is better than being born!!

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.

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