Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Someone came in the potted fern
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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