Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
