Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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