so explain again why im purple
no
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Randomize
