David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
there is glitter all over my balls
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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