I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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