i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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