My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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