How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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