everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Randomize