Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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