Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So much rum. So many feels.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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