Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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