Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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