Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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