Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
