i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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