just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
