I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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