I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Are we still banned from the library?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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