Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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