They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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