On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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