I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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