Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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