I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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