yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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