I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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