I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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