She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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