he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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