Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
