Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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