The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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