I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We are all done wearing pants today
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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