She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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