Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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