My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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