just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Every concussion has its silver lining
you are never too drunk for berry picking
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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