last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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