8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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