just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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