YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize