In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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