haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
it was like eating out sand paper
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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