Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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