The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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