so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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