Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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