How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
