porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Operation Purity has been aborted
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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