Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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